July 08, 2008

Not nude yet!

I know, I know…you’re asking “Tennant, why aren’t you writing about nudity?”

Well, okay, maybe you’re not asking that.  I sure wouldn’t be.  Still, I’ve been hinting that I’d like to write about my experiences as Malcolm in “The Full Monty” and really, all you have to do is say the words “public nudity” and peoples’ ears are going to, um, prick up. 

The thing is, every time I sit down and write about public nudity, I find the topic immensely boring.  If my thesis is “it was no big deal,” then there’s nothing to write about.

So procrastinating on that particular article once again, let me talk about something that is the opposite of immensely boring.  In fact, I think it’s immensely awesome.

Thanks to my connex in the east, my storied history of rambling about rock’n’roll, and the fact that I am able to put nouns and verbs in their proper order (most of the time), I’ve been offered a new gig.  I’ve been hired to blog my way through a weekend at Fuji Rock.

The Fuji Rock Festival (http://www.smash-uk.com/frf08/) runs the last weekend in July at Naeba, a ski resort outside of Tokyo.  This year’s line-up is utterly insane, including acts that range from My Bloody Valentine to Bootsy Collins to Ben Folds to countless way-cool Japanese bands (including current power-pop faves Ellegarden and the legendary Flower Travellin’ Band). 

Hopefully I’ll drop a few notes this way while I’m spending a weekend rocking in the woods…

June 25, 2008

Part Two will have almost nothing to do with music…though I’ll try and fit it in…

If ever I had any indie rock cred, I’ve lost it. 

Over the years, it has been draining from me at a slow bleed, in a manner similar to, say, M. Night Shyamalan’s talent (zing!).  It probably began the first time I defended Billy Joel in public.  It started leaking out my ears, dripping down onto my Marillion T-shirt, and pooling atop my copy of REO Speedwagon’s Hi Infidelity.

Recently, though, I willing reached into my soul with a dry sponge and mopped up the remaining drops…by participating in musical theatre.

For reasons that hardly need explanation, musical theatre is not hep with the hipsters.  Hokey, jokey, clichéd and often hackneyed, musical theatre is not “cool” as the word “cool” is defined.  Okay, perhaps super obscure Japanese avant garde theatre types like J.A. Caesar are cool, but that’s awfully obscure.  If you’re into that, you’re not a hipster either.  You’re a music nerd (or you’re me).

Whenever someone tries to write a “cool” musical, they seem to fail. Let’s face it, musicals aren’t cool.  Rent was supposed to be fairly hip…but you could argue that point for five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes straight, and no one’s likely to believe you.

Yet there’s plenty about musical theatre that deserves a little defence, even from the hipster’s point of view. Andrew Lloyd Webber was not just cool at the start, he was – and I use the word in all seriousness – awesome.  The original recording of Jesus Christ Superstar is a groovy rock record, with no one less than Ian (Deep Purple) Gillan as Jesus.  Roger Miller was a pretty decent songsmith, and his Big River is a gospelly country classic.  A bit of irony and some attitude can go a long way as well, as evidenced by Little Shop of Horrors or Hedwig and the Angry Inch. 

(Let’s not even get into movies.  Phantom of the Paradise?  Once?  Those two alone would make my case).

I don’t expect to ever regain my indie cred by talking like this.  But that’s okay.  You gotta dig what you gotta dig.  I may not go flip on The Full Monty soundtrack very often, but in the end, I’m happy I got to sing “Big-Ass Rock.”  And that I got to be naked in front of hundreds of people.

That last bit has very little to do with music…but I think I’m going to write about it next time anyway.  I’m pretty sure my editor will cut me some slack…

June 09, 2008

... otherworldly? & nudes at 11 ...

I'm listed on this Jamilton page as one who writes about world music. Except you may have noticed that I never write about world music.

(Truth be told, I'm not really sure what "world" music is, exactly. It's music that comes from the world.  I suppose that means I usually write about music that is...otherworldly?  Or something.  Hey, I ain't sayin' it makes sense).

Well, methinks I got the tag because of my radio show, Octopus Army, and my interest in Japanese music.  Which brings me to the point of this blog.  On Friday, July 4, I'l be presenting a "lecture" of sorts at the Art Gallery of Hamilton.  From their website...

"Evolution of Popular Japanese Music:
Talk & Listening Lounge with James Tennant

Rock and pop music grew up from the soil of blues, country, jazz and other contemporary American music. In Japan, these genres appeared fully formed in a country with no historic context. Explore the evolution of Japanese popular music with CFMU Program Director James Tennant, host of Japanese music show Octopus Army."

Which, actually, is kind of a cool topic.  I can't say I'll be going into enough depth for some of you - I could name you by name, but suffice to say, if I've seen you at an Acid Mothers Temple show, you're likely to know what I'm gonna say already, and you're likely to know which books I've been ripping off to get my information.  So just come for the entertainment value.

For the rest, drop on in if you can.  We'll be reaching back into the past with early instrumental rock ("eleki"), "group sounds," early psyche & experimental music, and then we'll move on to consider the important questions:  why is J-pop so cheesy?  And why is Japanese emo less so?

(They're not important questions at all.  In fact, we may not even get to them.  But my point is, we'll come up to the modern day).

Stick around after that for a screening of the film "Kappa" (Directors Bruce and Norman Yonemoto, with Mike Kelley, 1986 (U.S.A.), 26 min

"Kappa is a boldly provocative and original work, deconstructing the myth of Oedipus within the framework of an ancient Japanese folk story, quoting from Bunuel, Freud, and pop media. Additional collaborators include Gary Hill, Ed Ruscha, Jim Shaw and Shunichi Fujioka."

Well, hell, I won't be quoting Bunuel, but I will be quoting Yoko Ono's first husband, so yay for me.

It's free for everyone, so come on out.  Stay tuned to this space...I'm trying to put into words what it's like to sing Broadway music in the nude.  And you're not gonna wanna miss that, are you?

April 30, 2008

It boggles my mind that one of my, um, “heroes” is going to be in Hamilton soon.  That hero? 

Crispin Glover.

Now, Glover’s often known as “the dude who freaked out and tried to kick Letterman.”  True enough.  He did.  Few remember his return to Letterman, when he unveiled a little piece of art entitled “Animals Stuck In The La Brea Tar Pits.”   So…why do I remember that?  Because to me, Crispin’s more than just the nerdy dad in Back to the Future.
He’s the genius behind some incredible film roles.Crispinthe_thin_man   He played Layne Alongside Dennis Hopper in the River’s Edge.  He was the freaky Cousin Dell in Wild At Heart.  He also got a machete to the face in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (and uttered some lines that have stayed with my friends and I ever since…some of which cannot be repeated here, but one of which is “Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew?”  Boy, did he ever get that corkscrew). 

Why such a fascination with Glover - because he’s weird?  Well, yes, but not just weird.  Creepily, eerily, David Lynchily weird.  So when Crispin entered the music world in 1989, I was excited by the possibilities.  Even the album title is mildly insane – “The Big Problem does not equal the solution. The Solution equals Let It Be.”  Never before have I found “These Boots Are Made For Walking” as terrifyingly bizarre as I did hearing Crispin sing it, like Danielson crossed with a barely-in-control Frank Booth.  Best of all, Glover included his home phone number on the sleeve!  Naturally, I called it.  All I can remember is the answering machine…just a simple, pleasant, “Hello, this is…Crispin.”  And it was awesome.

I expect you all think I’ve utterly lost my mind, so I’d better sign off now.  While I’m not going to give you a link to illegally download the record, I do suggest you look it up.  In the meantime, here’s a review.

www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:3ifpxqu5ldke

Crispin Glover will appear at the Casbah Sunday May 4 to screen his film, What Is It?  I think it’s safe to say that even after you see it, you’ll still be asking, What WAS It?

JT

April 15, 2008

One of these days I’m gonna write an entire blog on why you should all listen to campus/community radio.  Sure, I’ve got a vested interest – campus/community radio pays my mortgage  - but the longer I sit behind this desk here, tucked into the basement of the Mac student centre, the more I see the importance of what community radio tries to do. 

One day, I’m going to write that post and convince you all to tune in to 93.3 CFMU (or our sister station up on the hill, C101.5 FM).  Today,  however, isn’t that day.  I’m not going to write an entire blog about that.  I am, however, going to do my damndest to get you to drop by the Pepper Jack Café (38 King William St) this Friday, the 18th, to support CFMU’s annual fundraising show.

The line-up of this year’s show is outstanding on a whole pile of levels.  First, we have some truly original and interesting acts from out of town, such as Laura Barrett.  Barrett hails from the big smoke, is a self-professed science nerd, and she plays songs with titles such as “Robot Ponies” and “Stop Giving Your Children Standardized Tests.”  Oh, and she plays the kalimba, aka the “African thumb piano.”  Odd?  Yep.  Good?  Absolutely.  www.myspace.com/laurabarrett

Also from Toronto are Rabbit Season, a band I heard only recently.  On first listen, I’m hearing electronic pop that’s informed by dance as well as 80s artists (in my head, “Ready Set Fire” is somehow the bastard baby of bands like Blancmange and China Crisis, but somehow it isn’t retro).  It’s synthy art-pop that manages to have as much pop as art. www.myspace.com/rabbitseason1

It wouldn’t be a CFMU show, however, if we didn’t give much-deserved props to the local contingent.  We were trying to keep this show all electro-like, so it only made sense to include Stabcity.  Zach and Simon were half of Cities in Dust, but they’ve put the guitars aside for their new project, favouring driving beats and buzzy stabs of synth.  www.myspace.com/stabcitynights

One of the more unusual local “dance” acts – for lack of a better term – is Circuit Breaker.  When I first heard their track on last years’ C+C Music Festival compilation, I thought, how in the world does a real human drummer mimic the breakneck beats of drum’n’bass?  Jamming on a variety of “electronic” music style, they bring to mind The New Deal – you’ve heard this kind of thing before, but not this way – and probably never created by a live trio on stage.  Very cool.  Hardly the most astute summary, but it fits.

Finally, topping off the evening, we have one of my favourite bands in recent years – from anywhere, let alone The Hammer – headliner Junior Boys.  Junior Boys are Matt Didemus and Jeremy Greenspan, who once had a program here on 93.3.  They started making music in 1999, and the results were a unique blend of ideas  and a distinct “Junior Boys” sound.  They use elements similar to those of certain 80s artists (Jer will punch me if I say Gazebo, but dammit, in my head, that’s what I hear).  Yet they never sound retro, perhaps because they sound so original and have a soulful vibe that those artists never possessed.  They’ve received world-wide acclaim – quite literally – for their two albums, Last Exit and So This Is Goodbye, which has led to successful tours on several continents.  They’ve also landed on the list of sought-after producers and remixers.   Oh, and the songs are stellar.  www.myspace.com/juniorboys

For all this music, it’s only $10 in advance and $12 at the door.  Come out – you’ll be supporting CFMU as a by-product of enjoying some fantastic artists.

April 02, 2008

on the scene

You could write a dissertation on the self-destructive nature of the Hamilton music scene.

Now don’t y’all jump on me and tell me how supportive you are of one another.  Yes, yes, yes.  It’s all true.  In theory, on paper, we’re all quite supportive of one another.  We all want one another to succeed.

However, haven’t you noticed that whenever someone starts to do well, there’s some kind of (unwarranted) backlash?  I first noticed it back in the ‘90s when the Killjoys would sell out the Horseshoe, but could barely fill the top floor of Amigos in Hess Village.  I mean, really, WTF?  Maybe it’s a subconscious state of self-sabotage.  You know, the way your sister says she wants to date a great guy, but always ends up dating assholes.  She’s not doing it on purpose, and yet…

Anyway, if anyone has seen the scene before, it’s Tom Wilson (Junkhouse, Blackie & the Rodeo Kings).  Tom told me a joke a few months ago – its origins are unknown, so if you know ‘em, feel free to pipe up.  It’s only funny to those who inherently get it…but it certainly sums up the way things can be on the Hamilton music scene.

If you’re a local musician, tell me if things sounds familiar.

Bill and Ted, two Hamilton musicians, meet by chance in front of Jackson Square.

“Hey, Bill!”  says Ted.  “How are ya?  I haven’t seen you in years.  What have you been up to?

“Well,” replies Bill, “I went down to L.A. to do some session work.”

“You’re kidding,” says Ted.  “I didn’t hear about that.”

“Yeah,” continues Bill.  “It was pretty amazing.  While I was recording, I got asked to produce some demos.”

“You did some production in L.A., really?”  says Ted.  “I didn’t hear about that!  That’s awesome.”

“It gets better,” Bill says.  “Someone passed those demos to – get this – Quincy Jones, and the guy actually called me up!  Well, okay, his assistant called me up, but still, it turned out Quincy Jones liked my work and wanted me to co-produce a track with him.”

“Shut up!”  Ted exclaims.  “Co-producing with Quincy Jones!  I didn’t hear about that!”

“Well, did you hear that the track got nominated for a Grammy?”  asks Bill.

“No way!”  Ted shakes his head in disbelief.

“Not only that, pal, but it won,” says Bill.

“Oh, man!”  Ted says.  “You won a Grammy.  How did I not know that?  I swear, I didn’t hear about that!  Congratulations!  What have you been doing since?”

“Well,” says Bill, “I came back to Hamilton and I’ve just been kicking around a bit.  I was doing some sessions down at Grant Avenue, but they didn’t work out very well.”

“Oh yeah,” says Ted.  “I heard about that.”

March 19, 2008

Almost everyone I used to love has started to suck.

Let’s face it, plenty of us still listen to the music we listened to when we were younger.  In fact, some people listen to nothing else – they don’t even buy the new albums from their former idols, opting for their faves from the past instead.

Then again, why buy the new album from the Rolling Stones when you know it’s going to suck?

Now I’m not trying to kick around the Stones.  My opinion on the Stones means so little that Mick Jagger could crush me with one platinum plaque and never even notice.  Still, let’s be honest.  Even if you go as far as 1983’s “Undercover” (which I do, and I’ve been told that’s generous), every record afterward has been a disappointment.  They released good albums for about 19 years.  They’ve been releasing crappy ones for about 25.

Remember, we’re not talking about seeing someone live.  I’m sure the Stones still put on a killer live show, even at their reasonably advanced age (for rock stars).  Musically, however, they’ve lost it.  The production on their records is too slick, and the energy is flailing.  Attempts at sounding like “themselves” sound like weak imitations, and they’re not quite hip enough to try new things that would interest anyone.  There’s a reason they’ve released a live album after every damn tour – live, they still matter.

It happens to most artists.  One of the fellas in the synthtastic French duo Air once told me he believed artists had “two or three albums in them at most.”  I think he’s lowballing, but he’s not far off.  Even when artists get smart and try to return to their roots, they often fail.  Was “The Captain & The Kid” Elton John’s return to form?  No.  The songs didn’t come close to the quality of his early work and he can’t hit the notes.  Stevie Wonder’s latest?  Don’t ask.  Phil Collins?  I dearly loved Phil Collins (stop snickering) but I can’t say I’ve gone anywhere near a Phil Collins album in a hell of a long time.  Black Sabbath?  At the beginning of their recent Heaven and Hell tour, they were playing new songs.  They were fairly awful.  By they time they wrapped, those songs were noticeably absent from the set list.

Every time you put on new music from an artist you loved, you hope they haven’t lost it.  When they have, you hope the next record will do.  Then, after a few more albums…you tend to give up.

A few artists manage to escape the curse, and they’re pretty much reliable stalwarts.   Two very different Toms, for example – Tom Waits and Tom Petty.  They continue to get better, somehow, with every album – it’s as if they still have the songwriting skill, an understanding of what production suits those songs, and an ability to stay interesting and relevant.  Then there are bands that really, really ought to stink but keep putting out good records.  Slayer.  Who’d have thought Slayer would still be relevant and, frankly, pretty amazing?

The entire point of this blog is to say that recently, a few artists I’ve always loved have managed to find their way out of the labyrinths of suckage.  They’re not genius but just good enough for me to get a little over-excited about them.  So if you hear me excitedly extolling one of these albums, remember – I know they’re not THAT good.  They’re just much better than the artist had led us to expect.

Bahaus – Go Away White:  First album in a quarter century?  There’s no logical reason for it to be good, but it is.

Black Francis – Seven Fingers:  Francis released a squillion albums as Frank Black, and they’re all pretty good, but his return to this Pixies stage name marks a more Pixiesish sound.  Swell stuff.

R.E.M. – Accelerate:  R.E.M. used to be my favourite band but they just sounded so limp on the last few records (though the live versions of the same songs, on their recent live album, proved the songs were better than I thought).  This album lacks the songwriting of their best work, but there’s at least an energy here they’ve had missing for years.

Billy Bragg - Love & Justice:  The most interesting of them all.  The deluxe edition features what Billy’s been doing lately – decent songs dragged down by a lack of energy and maudlin arrangements.  The second disc is Billy doing it old school, just him and his guitar, and even his voice sounds more excited about it.  Disc Two gets you into the songs…and hence, Disc One sounds better.  Go figure.

March 06, 2008

concept of cool

Hey cats,

Sorry for the long absence.  Life’s one time-drainer after another, as y’all know, so I return (after some gentle prodding from the extremely patient Gary Curtis) with a very short statement and some suggested reading.

Once every other week, one of my oldest friends and I go out and spend an evening yammering about all the things that interest us.  What doesn't interest us - unfortunately - is what many of our peers find interesting.  Long ago, many friends in our age group moved on to more "mature" interests - family, gardening, investment portfolios.  Don't get me wrong - I'm a father and I have investments.  However, a discussion about my investments would hold my interest for about thirteen seconds.  After that, my eyes would glaze over and in my head I'd be sailing through the clouds like that dude at the end of "Brazil."

Ahem.  Anyway, my friend and I talk about our interests.  Due to our personalities and chosen fields, one of our interests is the concept of ‘cool.’ 

Now, believe me, neither of us thinks we’re cool.  Cool is relative at best, meaningless at worst.  Many friends my age are puzzled by my interest in horror flicks and  ‘70s psyche rock from Japan.  Hence, amongst many of my peers, I’m uncool.  Likewise, I’m fifteen years older than most of my staff here at CFMU.  On a good day, I qualify as “cool for an old guy,” but I’m certainly not hip to extent that they are.

All of this to say that I’m interested in theories about what makes you ‘cool,’ what ‘cool’ is, and whether or not anyone should give a good goddamn.  Hence, I was interested in this A.V. Club interview with The Globe and Mail’s Carl Wilson.  In it, they discuss Wilson's new book, the concept of cool, and music.
www.avclub.com/content/interview/carl_wilson

Talkbackers are usually a prime example of irritating idiocy, but read ‘em in this case.  Some interesting thoughts there.

And I leave you with a line from Almost Famous…“The only true currency in this bankrupt world . . . is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.”

JT


September 24, 2007

Intelligent, intense David Thomas

I spent at least two weeks in fear of David Thomas. No, not the SCTV guy. No, not the founder of Wendy’s. The founder of legendary ‘avant-garage’ rockers Pere Ubu.

 

Thomas is considered eccentric by some people, and rumours abounded that, were my questions particularly insipid, that might not suffer my foolishness lightly. So when the time came to give him a call, I managed to delete “so how’s the tour going so far?” and “how do you describe your music?” from my list of inane questions. In the end, though, the conversation was fantastic and he was as friendly as you could hope. Though he was ready to take me to task if necessary…

 

Here’s the transcription in full. Clearly, there’s a reason Pere Ubu have lasted so long and stayed true to their vision.

 

ME: When I first heard Pere Ubu it was about 1985, and I borrowed a copy of [Pere Ubu’s 1980 album] The Art Of Walking. I had no context for it at the time – I was completely puzzled. Do you think, after thirty years of being exposed to different sounds in music, that people might be less perplexed by the sound of Pere Ubu?

 

DT: There’s two ways of looking at it. I particularly think that the sonic palette is far more limited now than it’s ever been, but you may have some sort of point there, I don’t know. I tend to think…I don’t mean to generalize so much but I’m going to generalize for the sake of it…most of the stuff sounds very much the same these days. For the most part it’s digitally generated from the same machines, and for the most part, using the same presets. So I’m not convinced that it’s such a glorious paradise these days.

 

ME: One of the things that sets Pere Ubu apart from the “small-A” alternative bands –

 

DT: But we’re not alternative.

 

ME: How do you mean?

 

DT: They tended to put us in with punk, and we were certainly in no way ever punk. I remember when we came out we were called industrial, then we became post-industrial, then somehow we became pre-industrial, so we’ve managed to be every kind of industrial there is. We were indie, then we weren’t indie, then we were pre-indie, then post-indie…you know, as I’ve often said, we’re a mainstream rock band. It’s everyone else that’s weird, not us.

 

ME: A lot of the hipster bands tend to lean on irony a lot, which I know you’re dead-set against [note: on the inner sleeve of their latest album it says, without irony, “this is an irony-free recording”]. Though some bands seem to be letting up on it…

 

DT: I think it’s still in its ascendancy - but I hope you’re right, that there’s some sort of a backlash against it. But I fear for the worst. Irony allows everybody to just cop out, so it’s a very useful tool for people that want to not be rigorous about what they’re doing.

 

ME: And it allows you to keep an emotional distance from your own work.

 

DT: Absolutely. As I’ve said, it allows infinite deniability. You can always cop out of whatever you chose to do by saying you’re being ironic. To hell with that. If you don’t believe what you’re doing, then keep quiet. 

 

ME: I suppose people can be confused and think that Pere Ubu is being ironic at times.

 

DT: Yeah. We can be humorous, and the Pere Ubu point of view, our narrative point of view, is extremely complex at times - but that’s what I thought rock music was supposed to be. 

 

In the early ‘80s there was this slogan, “F**k art, let’s dance.” This was utter nonsense. The complexity of the rock point of view, its narrative point of view, goes back to at least to “Heartbreak Hotel” which, from a narrative point of view, is extremely complex. The song is really about the bellhop – he’s the guy that’s the centre of the song, it’s not the Elvis Presley narrator character. It’s a very subtle and endlessly studyable work. But that goes way back - it’s not a recent event or song. This idea that rock music was meant to be some stupid – not stupid, but some dumbed-down youthist rebellion cult - is absurd because it’s deniable from the very early history of things.

 

ME: So what about bands who do think it ought to be dumbed-down?

 

DT: Well, that’s fine. There are endless artistes that allow you to not think about anything – but that’s not an excuse to force the rest of us to deny what rock music promised from the very beginning and continues to fulfill. If you want to be stupid, that’s fine. I don’t know what the stupid newspapers in Canada are, but I’m sure there are some tabloids. Presumably The Globe and Mail is the “classy” paper. Well, those two newspapers are right next to each other. People can choose one or the other. They’re not forced to take the crappy one. So it’s the same with music. I’m not going to sit here and say it all has to be one thing or the other. I just resent it when the people who like the crappy newspaper somehow look at us as if we’re the ones who are weird.

 

ME: People still think it’s weird? There have been plenty of bands over the years who aren’t stupid –

 

DT: Oh, there are tons of people who have pursued that course. 

 

ME: Yeah.

 

DT: Yeah? And?

 

ME: Well, people should be used to it by now, shouldn’t they?

 

DT: You would think.

 

ME: I guess not.

 

DT: Well, it’s not my fault…well, it probably is. This issue is one of the topics that people always go into. It really is the one question that has always gone through. When we started out nobody liked us and nobody was ever going to like us, and that was the deal. We were all pretty happy with that because that meant we could do what we wanted to do. And we’ve always done what we wanted to do. Even when we were on major labels, they were so scared of us. People thought “Oh, major labels!” I wish sometimes they had interfered in our career. Maybe they would have made us more successful (laughs quietly). But everybody’s too scared to tell us anything. But we’ll take it. It means nobody bothers us. “Here comes David – be careful!” Well, fine. 

 

ME: You have a saying about your audience

 

DT: Ars longa, spectatores fugaces? [vague translation: audiences are short-lived, art is forever]

 

ME: Yeah – wasn’t it “ars longa, audience brevis?”

 

DT: Well, we decided we’d get real Latin.

 

ME: Though I understand what you’re getting at, there are others who might think that’s dismissive.

 

DT: All we owe the audience is to provide a product that’s worth them spending money for. Well, we determine the product, so that’s not even it…all we owe an audience is a good performance of what we’re doing. 

 

I hate to go into this stuff because most people can’t understand it at all, but the audience is totally irrelevant to us. We don’t play for the audience. We have something that we do and if people want to pay to see it, wonderful. We love it. It’s not going to change anything, though. The audience fulfills two functions. One is…there’s a unique thing that happens when you make music. When you make a record you spend probably six months on it but you never really hear it until you actually play it for somebody else. It’s not the question of their reaction to it – they don’t have to say a word. They don’t have to express anything physically or visually or subconsciously. It’s just the mere presence of a third party allowed you to hear the thing for the first time. That’s not just some psychology, it goes down to subatomic physics. It’s the whole nature of when you observe subatomic particles, you change the nature of what’s occurring with them. It’s one of the mysteries of subatomic particles. It’s the same with an audience, and that’s their function, as far as we’re concerned, as far as the art is concerned. That’s all that I in the end care about. If they want to buy it, fine. They can choose to do what they want with their money and we’re very grateful that they choose to spend it on us – but that doesn’t get them anything. That doesn’t mean they can transcend the proper boundaries. If people start clapping along and hooting along and things out of excitement, we generally stop and say please don’t do that because it’s disturbing to us. People can’t clap in time, I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but they don’t clap in rhythm. So they think they’re doing it but their not. You know, things like that. But a lot of people aren’t going to understand any of that. They’ll just say “Oh he’s a snob.”

 

ME: They might mistake it for disdain for the audience.

 

DT: Absolutely. I have absolutely no disdain for the audience. I love the audience - but they’re not going to determine what I do. Somebody else is not going to make the rules. We make the rules, and it’s always been that way, and we’re too old to change now – nor would we want to.

 

ME: Many of your fans probably like you for that very reason, that you’ve never worried about anything except your own artistic vision. That’s why they come see you.

 

DT: Well we don’t really attract casual passers-by anymore. Which is fine. Generally speaking, if you’ve come to a Pere Ubu show, you’ve gone out of your way to specifically come to us. It’s not like we’re the hit flavour of the day anymore, we haven’t been for decades, so you don’t get terribly many fickle sort of people, you know. So that’s all right.

 

ME: Maybe you’re on to something. Maybe this philosophy really works because many of the artists I know who have been around for 30 years aren’t any good now. You keep putting out good records, though.

 

DT: You have to be convinced…before anybody had ever heard of us, we were convinced that nobody was ever going to like us. If you go ahead and work under those conditions, and you don’t change that point of view, accordingly… if no one’s going to like you, you do what you want, because what else is the point? It takes a certain amount of rigor, it takes a certain amount of discipline over the years to keep moving forward, but that was the deal. 

 

We have a real dread - and unfortunately it has been commercially disastrous for us - but we have a dread of repeating ourselves and a dread of doing something that we’ve already done or that we can do easily. Not to disparage Rocket From The Tombs [one of Thomas’ other projects], because Rocket From The Tombs is brilliant, but we could do that endlessly and not change. Rocket does change, yes, but you know what I mean - it’s basic sort of Midwest groove brutal rock. We could do that. We know how to do it. It’s just not something that…I mean why keep doing it if you can do it? What’s to be gained from it except for money? Who cares about that? I don’t mean to sound flippant over money, but I mean, you can’t base what you do on money.

August 28, 2007

An Almost True Road Story

In two recent Spec articles I’ve spoken with a few artists (the Racket, The One A.M. Radio) and the topic of touring came up, as it does in many of these interviews.


I was reminded of how much easier it is to book a tour entirely on your own today than it was ten years ago, yet it’s no easier to sit in a van for fifty hours straight. The last time I sat in a van for fifty hours straight – fifty-six, to be precise – it was as merch guy and all-purpose roadie for the ska band King Apparatus.  This is a semi-true part of a semi-true story that I wrote about the experience.


2.11.94  Friday The Worldbeat Centre, San Diego, California. The Worldbeat Centre, our venue for the evening, isn't licensed, dammit.  Sometimes sitting behind a table laden with shirts and CDs is unbearable without an alcoholic beverage.  This is, I reflect, probably a sad reflection on myself more than anything else.  All these people keeping coming in, and they're all strangers.


The band is practicing, and you know what?  One week into the tour and I'm over-ska'd. Off-beat, off-beat, off-beat, boom-ska boom-ska boom-ska... When I get a break, Lee (the drummer) and I wander along some railroad tracks, metal stitches crossing eastward from the sea, and find a taco shop.  Soon we wander back along the rails, chewing fifty cent tacos as salsa spills onto our shoes.


"Check out the line-up, dude." The line snakes around into the parking lot:  a youthful crew of mods, skins, alterno-people and rude boys.  Some of them eye us curiously. "Excuse me, buddy,"  I smirk at Lee as we push through, "We're with the band." Lee laughs. "Hey, I'm partly serious." "Yeah."  He looks down the line-up and shrugs.  "Sometimes, even if one kid seems impressed by you, it can fool you into thinking you're cool. It's a nice ego-boost."


The venue is unlicensed, but the bands still have beer on their riders.  Lee tucks a six-pack under my table before he hits the stage. Now I'm sitting here, a beer in one hand (under the table, admittedly) and a cigarette in the other (also under the table).  The six foot seven bouncer doesn't notice; he's too busy glaring at the long-haired rocker guys next to me.  Actually, they're not rockers--they're a ska band from Tucson, AZ, and very proud of the fact.  Five empty cans roll noisily at my feet.  Damn, it sounds like the tiles are miked, they're so loud. 


The beefy Ice Cube clone at the door looks accusingly in this direction every few minutes, but he's blaming the Arizona grunge-skankers.  Thank God. Fans continue to file in and the main room is a crawling swarm, one continual bounce and slam into one another, both intentionally and unintentionally.  Loneliness approaches again, the bastard, and I bat him away with a fistful of beer.  Three girls, maybe seventeen, peruse the merch.  One of them has brown hair hanging in her eyes, eyes that appear impervious to the leers from the good ol' boys beside me.  A small-framed girl  loosely wrapped in baggy overalls sneaks by the bouncer and walks towards me.  Her hair is cheek-length, parted in the middle, and at closer range I note two things.  First, her race is undefinable; maybe Mexican but probably not.  Second, whatever her origins, she's cute.  Probably only seventeen, but cute nonetheless.


"How are ya?"  I feel her out, seeing if she's interested in the product--I mean the shirts, of course, not me. "Good."  She smiles and leans toward me.  "Can you do me a favour?" "Hit me." "Can I leave my stuff with you?  I don't want to lug my bag around all night in that crowd." Ah, yes, she wants a favour.  That explains it. "Sure, I'll watch it. "Thanks.  I'm Lisa."  She extends a hand. "Daniel."  I extend mine, she squeezes it.  "Nice to meet ya, dude." "You sure you trust me?  I could rifle through your all your personal belongings.  I might be some kind of freak or pervert." "Nah, you don't have the right face.  Believe me, I know enough freaks and perverts."


Lisa's friends have long dissolved into the enormous crowd and will be impossible to find.  I decide to be cordial (read: stupid). "You've lost your buddies." "Oh, yeah.  Maybe I should go and find 'em.  I'll be back, though.  See ya." Her slender yet rounded frame glides away.  All the beer is gone, but at least I've got somebody to talk to. She returns and we trade useless banter. "Wow, it's crazy in there.  Too many people.  I'd rather hang out here."  "Canada?  Cool."  "I like these shirts."  And so on.  As it nears nears midnight, the band are on the final song of their set. Lisa has returned, again; she leans against the wall and sways on the balls of her feet, like a small child, while she sorts through a palmful of candies. "I love these.  Here, they say different things on each one.  This is for you." She hands me a round sugar candy with a heart stamped on it.  In the centre of the heart is a written message, straight out of the '70s--"My Pad". "Is this an offer?"  I make it sound like a joke. 


   "I don't have a pad," she says regretfully, but there's an odd open tone in her voice, as if there was an unspoken question in there.  She stays her eyes on the candies, glancing upward every couple seconds.  Is she waiting for me to say something?  If she's joking, and I say something presumptuous, I'm an instant jerk.  But then... The music swells, King A surges through their encore, and the room seethes with energy, the kinetic force of five hundred kids tuned in one direction.  I pack the merch, singing to myself.  CDs and pins litter the floor because I'm too dizzy to concentrate, between anticipation and fear and alcoholic confusion, I guess.  Maybe I should pick this stuff up. 


All you can hear is the music and the wash and murmur of voices, until the sound of a cough cuts through the air. Four boys round the corner, mysteriously gasping and coughing.  Two girls help a hysterical skinhead to the bathroom.  The coughing becomes louder; more people leave in a stream that quickly, inexplicably, becomes a red-eyed, hacking mob that presses violently for the door. It's a creepy disaster-flick scene; a room doused with tear gas. A tickle forms in the back of my throat.  It seems familiar.  There's no smell, but there's a faint taste.  I know it.  It’s pepper spray. Lisa appears.  A ferocious spasm shakes her with every cough as she whisks her gear off the floor.  A few pink and yellow candies click against the table. "Man, I gotta (hack) get out.  Don't (hack) take it personally." She kisses my cheek and is gone. 


Behind this table I'm safe from the mob, so I pull my shirt over my nose to avoid inhaling this sandpaper air.  As I bundle up the remaining T-shirts to get out of the poison ahead of the rushing, half-panicked mob, I notice one of the small candies lays face up in front of me.  The centre of the heart reads "Maybe later".  I know it’s just a candy, but still.  If I find me the guy with the pepper spray, he’s toast.